oui, bon soir ! je ne veux pas de cette carotte, même si je l’ai déjà mordu dedans. merci. 🐶 #bichon #seniordog #chien #lexiegirl

oui, bon soir ! je ne veux pas de cette carotte, même si je l’ai déjà mordu dedans. merci. 🐶 #bichon #seniordog #chien #lexiegirl

this is why I’m the cool aunt, I make them dinosaur shaped pb&j’s. #dinosaur #pbjs

this is why I’m the cool aunt, I make them dinosaur shaped pb&j’s. #dinosaur #pbjs

I don’t care that you got into drugs for three months straight, or how much sleep you lost in that period. I don’t care that you went home and fucked that person and woke up at 6am hating everything about yourself, or that you smoked so much you sounded as though your lungs were giving out.

You’re not a bad person for the ways you tried to kill your sadness.

You’re just human, and being human means you need to survive and you do so whichever way you deem fit, fuck everyone else.

(via testimonialyear)

I need to find someone with this mindset

(via littleladylush)

volatiling:

this is the greatest thing I have ever seen on the internet

volatiling:

this is the greatest thing I have ever seen on the internet

dayriderbusking:

metalgasm:

happyhealthytrackster:

I have absolutely no idea what this is but I absolutely love it!

this is my new favourite post ever on anything

Monty Python’s Flying Circus… possibly one of the best things to ever air

amosanguis:

damnthemisery:

*gentle gasp*

"dis booty"

this fucking website i swear to god

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

growlithes:

Squidward kept this shit real

twowhovianhearts:

askenjonine:

kierstiel:

221becquerel:

zchr:

what if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your tumblr password and you had to discover who you were based off your posts

“wow I sure had a thing for boats”

#’wait am i a gay man’

image

this is the most perfect thing on tumblr omfg

trebled-negrita-princess:

everything about this I can relate to

catsbeaversandducks:

Post-it Notes Left on the Train

Writer and illustrator October Jones, the creative genius behind Text From Dog and these funny train commute doodles, is at it again with these hilarious motivational post-it notes that he leaves on the train and in other random places.The upbeat doodles, which star Jones’ adorable character Peppy the Inspirational Cat, convey positive and funny messages meant to motivate daily commuters. Whether you’re feeling the Monday blues or in need of some encouragement, Jones’ delightful post-it notes are sure to brighten your day and remind you just how awesome you are.

Via My Modern Metropolis